"Hey, Tom, tomorrow's our one month anni... one month since we've been together!"
"I know! What're we doing for it?"
"Nothing. It's only a month! I was going to say, 'Our one month anniversary', but it's only a month and it's not really a big deal. I mean... it is, but not really. 6 months, one year are more important."
"It is though. It's the longest amount of time we've been together"
"Well, obviously..."
"Yes, but like; a second, a minute, an hour, a day, a week, a month..."
"Wow, well I guess you're right. So, I guess this means I'm seeing you tomorrow?"
"Definitely."
"Cool, can I wax your monobrow... for our one month."
"I guess. If we can have hot sex too."
"Of course."


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