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Monday, January 10, 2011

Totally sweet advice. PART ONE

1. The most important person in your life is you! No matter how ugly/disgusting/annoying/dumb/unskilled you think you are. You're all you've got! So go be bestfriends WITH YOURSELF.

2. Beauty truly does come from the inside. HOWEVER, makeup, hygeine, confidence, self respect/loving, style, class and pretty lingerie do help!

3. Assholes are assholes for reasons. Some days (well, most), I try to avoid the happy suckers who just seem to be assholes for the sake of being assholes and because somehow, they get a little kick out of seeing you scrunch up your face. But, I also find it helpful when I'm in a patient and understanding mood, to totally try and BUMP INTO these assholes! They've got twisted views, cool advice and stories, and actually I've discovered most are pretty decent and actually more caring, kind and open-minded than the not-so-arsy-assholes!

4. The sun is always bright enough to wear sunscreen. Always. You'll thank me later!

5. You can't do everything alone, and as much as you like to think that sometimes you're better off without them, friends are so important. Make friends! But good ones. Andddd, get rid of the bad ones bringing you down.

6. Sometimes,  no matter how much you know you're right in the advice you're giving, some people will not take it until they've endured the same thing themselves and also learnt the hard way. So, just stick it out with them and be understanding!

7. Don't ask about people's personal jokes, you won't get them.

8. You don't always have to understand, oftentimes we never will and are not expected to, as long as we're trying and listening and supporting one another, sometimes that's enough.

9. Don't take for granted home cooked meals. Take it from me.

10. Do not put down someone's pet. ESPECIALLY they're cat. Dogs are close second.

11. After writing an angry email/text/or worked out what you're going to say in an angry phonecall, read it carefully. Then wait 24 hours before you decide if you're going to continue.


I'm thinking of perhaps beginning segments that will be posted every week or so (aka, when I can be arsed). Stay posted!

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