1. If you haven't seen Gossip Girl you're either; living in extreme poverty (Which in that case, I'm terribly, terribly sorry), you're just not that cool (which in that case, you should totally FAKE cool), you're trying this new thing called 'being original' which involves repelling Gossip Girl because EVERYONE'S doing it (which in that case, I get it, but i'm sorry to have to tell you this, Gossip Girl really is JUST THAT COOL!), you're a tomboy/lesbian/conservatist/feminist (which in that case, you're kidding yourself.) Really, it's so great and you'll be more loveable if you watch Gossip Girl!
2. Read more books. It'll make you seem/BE more interesting and even if you don't want it to happen, your IQ will totally go up a few points. It'll also make you more lay-able! And, because you're totally more intelligent, you'll know more things, THUS causing you to have more common interests/ideas and creating conversations with major hot strangers. Just do it. They don't even have to be good books/books I'd read!
3. When moving in with a new housemate, make sure if you've a problem that you just KNOW is going to bug you FOREVER if it doesn't change, bring it up ASAP so that shizz does not become a habit for them and you both know it's not OKAY with the two of you! Take it from me. Any other way and the sitch will be majorly awkward and probably end badly!
4. If you MUST keep a pen in your handbag, MAKE SURE it has a lid on it. Otherwise, the ONE TIME you're wearing white, the pen will poke a hole through your bag and when you're walking it will draw all over you and you WON'T EVEN KNOW until it's too late to save yourself from embarrassment!
5. Having a clean/very you/organised place to chill (like your room!), will totally make you a better person. You won't even know why, you'll just notice that it does.
6. It's okay to be insecure, it's so common these days! But, in my experience there are two kinds of insecure, and you only want to be one!
A. You can be insecure and put everyone around you down, do bad things, hurt people (including yourself) and make others fear you, because you feel like if you get to them first, they won't get to you!
Or B. You can feel uncomfortable, a little awkward and peculiar, but caring and considerate towards others because you don't want other people to feel as insecure as you and so you try to be nice to everyone and make them feel valued because that's how YOU would like to feel!
Choose one, but only if you're insecure. Otherwise, keep reppin' whatever it is you're reppin'... unless you're a prickazoid!
P.S. Make sure I never say 'reppin'' again! Please.
7. I'm all about being yourself and not letting others bring you down, but SOMETIMES, just sometimes, who you're being NEEDS to be brought down. Sometimes, who you're comfortable being is causing a lot of others discomfort, and in the long run this WILL effect you! So, take a good look at yourself and think about if the person you're being is doing more good to yourself and others, or if it's time for some changes.
8. People do change. I promise, they do! That's the whole point of 'living and learning'. Sure, sometimes it takes others longer to learn how to not make the same mistake twice... or fifteen, but what I'm saying is, change IS possible! Don't give up on everyone or give up on yourself. Live and learn, bitches. Live and learn!
9. It's important to feel safe in a car/motor vehicle! Don't hop in a car with people you're not comfortable with/hoons/drunk people/drivers under the influence of drugs/old men, because whilst it may seem all fun and harmless, it's often all too late before people realise it's not always! And then come the regrets. Speak up!
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