1. If everyone around you seems to be getting sick of you lately, maybe it's not THEM that needs to change and get over themselves, maybe you need to take a step back and have a good look at YOURSELF!
2. For everything you gain, you lose something. I never believed it, but DARN IS IT TRUE! It's up to you to decide which option gives you the biggest gain and will make you happiest and you've got to learn to let go of the thing you're losing.
3. It's all well and good being a people-pleaser and really caring about everyones happiness, but there comes a time where you've just gone and got yourself in a big unhappy hole with all this impossible people pleasing. Do what's right for you and you may even find it's what's generally right for the majority also!
4. Perfect your popcorn making skills! It's the way to people's hearts for real! But, DO NOT burn that stuff. It's so nasty.
5. When visiting someone's house, try not to make ALL conversations revolve around YOU. Yes, you hear me you little fake homewrecker, you?! Please note, this is not directed at my brother's girlfriend. IT'S NOT! I SWEAR.
6. Easter's coming and everyone's coming up to holidays. I know we're all a tad worried about our waistlines, but seriously... EAT SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE. Oh goodness, soooo good. Eat what you like, let loose. Food is your friend!
7. You don't have to be the drunkest/loudest person at the party. You are actually annoying a whole heap of people and look like an insecure/attention seeking mess. Have more self-respect and confidence. Fake it if you must.
8. Don't get so addiced to cigarettes that when you have none you go crazy and will do whatever you can to get some! Like rummaging through ashtrays to find 'smokeable butts'. Seriously?! Do you know how ridiculous/crazy you look?! It's 2011. How about you just DON'T do it? I mean, now that we're aware of how bad they are for you, how yellow your teeth and hands get and how it makes you smell and look old, cigarettes just aren't cool anymore! (I should tell myself this one. Kaytie, cigarettes just aren't cool anymore. Got it?)
9. Don't tell people you're going to do something, just DO it. Are you thinking if you say it out-loud it makes it more credible? Because maybe that IS true, but if it's not you wind up looking like a total d-bag.
10. Remember, texting can be extremely convenient whilst needing to deliver messages on the go, or if you're in the first stages of getting to know some hot crush of yours... but it can also be a huge inconvenience. I mean, seriously, there are a million different ways to take what is said through texts and I know there are people out me (especially of the vagina range) who take it too literally or the worst way possible! Which can cause major dramas. SO, either get better at texting or CALL.
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