1. Drink too much.
2. Chain smoke, so you become known as 'the smoker' and you're constantly stenching of smoke. Try not to be offended when your friends suffering from asthma never wanna hang out anymore.
3. Eat onions or garlic before meeting people.
4. Stay exactly the same way as you were when you were 16, but with more alcohol and drama.
5. Greet people with a limp handshake whilst staring into their eyes and holding their hand for a second too long.
6. Talk and/or yell to yourself regularly.
7. Answer the door in your underwear.
8. Become obsessed with a computer/console game to the point where you're having to lie about your game play.
9. Be in denial about addictions.
10. Say you hate sushi when you've never tried it.
11. Don't own a television and make it a point to let everyone know.
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