A common recipe to be enjoyed on nights alone with the one you love.
Ingredients.
1 lover (test a few first as personal tastes may vary and this ingredient is most important. Once you've found the one which is right for you, stick with them no matter what as flavour may change through various heats.)
Beer
A kitchen with cupboards almost bare
1 car with green P plates
Sweet seasoning (includes; love, passion, excitement, sex, personal jokes, spooning, understanding, kisses, smiles, fun, laughs, jokes, nudity and kindess)
Bitter seasoning (includes; insecurities, tears, frustrations and fear)
5 coffees (in cooler weather number may need to be increased to 10+)
Method.
1. Coat lover 89% with sweet seasoning and 11% with bitter seasoning.
2. Add beer to lover.
3. After beer and lover have mixed together evenly, add kitchen with cupboards almost bare.
4. Go crazy and test to taste.
5. Add nudity and leave to stand over night.
6. Progressively add 5 coffees and sprinkle with extra sugar.
7. Add car with green P plates and stir until desired target is reached.
8. Repeat step 5.
Notes: Your lover can be added to all recipes and is one of your most essential ingredients in any recipe.
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