1. Don't brush your teeth every day.
2. Skip showers.
3. Talk to your 'friends' on facebook every single time they log on with nothing important to say.
4. Talk about Neighbours or Home and Away
5. Carry a knife everywhere and making an effort to make sure everyone knows about it.
6. Hold eye contact for too long.
7. Have an unclean house.
8. Only talk to people when you want something.
9. Conspicuously (or even inconspicuously) flirt with people's boyfriends/girlfriends.
10. Cheat.
11. Constantly talk about your sex life.
12. Hate small children.
13. Own a loud and obnoxious dog
14. Hunch over your drink in the bar looking everyone up and down.
15. Be one of those 'cat people' who despise 'dog people'.
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