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Friday, May 6, 2011

Only Boring People Get Bored

Plait every strand of your hair. Make shapes out of clouds. Consume a whole pack of laxatives... and wait.

Buy condoms for all your friends. Sneak out. Dance around in your underwear - with or without your blinds open.

Chain smoke. Make yourself throw up. Stuff a whole piece of bread in your mouth and try and eat it in less than a minute.

Read your old journals. Start a journal. Discover if your parents still smoke pot.

Play blood knuckles. Try on every piece of clothing in your wardrobe. Clean out your wardrobe.

Rotate your furniture. Move your bed in another direction. Go through every isle in your supermarket.

Make paper airplanes. Write a letter and put it in someone's mail box. Squeeze your boyfriend's pimples.

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