2. Girls can ALWAYS tell when you're looking at another girl or staring at their boobs. Stop. Appreciate what you've got.
3. If you don't think the sun shines out of your girl's arse, and you're always on the prowl for some upgrading, bugger off. You should not be with her.
4. Never, ever communicate with your ex. No.
5. Don't call females 'chicks'. It's mean, whether you know it or not! And no, I don't know why it is mean... it just is.
6. Don't hate fat people or talk about weight. It's a touchy subject and you clearly do not know how hard it is to be living in a female's world. Food and diet is a HUGE problem in our lives. That 'fat chick' you just pointed out could have a binge eating disorder, or she could be an emotional eater. "Just stop eating, put down the food", you say? Well, her mother could have just died, or she could be like Oprah and have been molested as a child by her uncle and she subconsciously makes herself that way so she becomes undesirable. Or, maybe she just has a lot of feelings. And, that girl you just looked out with the skinny waist and bangin' body... she may not have eaten for a week. Would you like a girlfriend who won't eat dinner with you. Ever? Who you can't enjoy a bowl of popcorn with over a movie? Whatever it is, leave it alone.
7. If you break a girl's heart and you're done with her, THEN BE DONE WITH HER. No fucking around with her emotions because you 'MIGHT' wanna be with her again and you currently still love her. TOO BAD! If you've broken her heart and gone and decided that you dont want to be with her right now, then let her go. Girls are emotional wrecks and if you give them an ounce of hope, they'll stick around and you'll break their hearts. You heartbreaking prick, you!
8. Wash your sheets. And your clothes. And your towel. Just do it. Please.
9. Don't make us girls feel bad if we do eat a large meal from KFC. Fuck, we like to eat too, you know?
10. If you're ordering us food, please ask what we want first. Don't assume we want the salad, seriously? Salad sucks. That's first date 'I need to impress you' shit. And even THEN we don't REALLY want the salad. And, don't you dare order me a diet-coke.
11. Don't play macho-man in your stupid car. Burn-outs smell like shit and I actually don't want to die today.
12. Don't tell me about your muscles, I don't care. Asshole.
13. If you want to kiss a girl, DO IT.
14. If you want to call her, DO IT.
15. What's with this 3-day bullshit? You have to wait 3 days to call her, email her or text her? Really?! If she's smart she'll have moved on after day 2.
16. Facebook's a clitoral-hardoff. If you DO have facebook (and let's face it, who doesn't?!), don't update your status every half an hour with pussy lyrics, bad grammar, whining or talking about some hot chick you just saw whilst eating lunch. Be sophisticated. Always.
17. Us girls are insecure and emotional. Tell us we look beautiful, but mean it. And yes, you may have already told us twice today that you love us, you like our outfit, you love our new hair... but say it again. We tend to forget the good things.
18. We like sex just as much, if not MORE than you do. So, GIVE IT TO US.
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